I hate Philly: Part Deux
http://phillysucks.com
It's an actual Phiiladelphia fan but I give him props for the website name. This is an exmaple how Philly fans are the only ones allowed to both love and hate thier teams.
Least we forget these pussies allowed the damn British to burn down our capital and move to D.C.
GO COWBOYS!!
posted by PLS @ 11/13/2005
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Ahhh yes, this will be savored like a fine, fine wine. But first, let us take a look at what our favorite Eagles fan had to say. On Sunday, October 9, 2005 in what he titled “Still Not Worried” he brought fourth his great intellectual power and proclaimed:
“Oh, and Dallas again, in Philly. I'm going to come right out and guarantee a victory in that game. I'll be disappointed if they win by less than 20. Every once in a while, the Cowboys pull one off -- like the onside-kick debacle in 2003 -- but it ain't happening twice. Andy Reid has never been swept in the season series by the Cowboys.”
It is dangerous to put such things in writing friend of friends.
Yet before I continue, we shall pause (for after all, this is a sweet and delectable occasion) and peruse a few more snippets of wisdom and insight from ST’s tragically flawed, yet commendable faith:
“Like I've said all along, the Eagles will make the playoffs”
“But when it comes down to it, the only stat that matters is this: the Eagles have won four straight NFC East titles. This year will be the fifth.”
And at the end of comment to me under “I Hate Philly” [Part I]
“See you in Philly”
Should the Eagles have won? Of course. Just as Dallas should have won the Washington game where they gave up 14 points in less than a minute. And Bill Buckner “should” have fielded the ground ball. History is strewn with teams that “should” have done this or that. However that is little solace to the players and fans. So it is completely irrelevant. There are 4 zeros on the clock, this one is in the books.
I was truly impressed that you italizied “will” in: “will make the playoffs” I’m sure the force of your keyboarding skills “will” propel the Eagles to repair their season.
Admittedly, I could be wrong, but having lost twice to the Cowboys, somehow I don’t think the Eagles will be enjoying their 5th division title. And apparently that is the “only stat that matters.” So I guess you're out of stats. Yes the Cowboys may not win it either, but right now, you’ll be lucky to get a wild card spot.
Oh, and, “See you in Philly,” thanks for the invite! Did you see me?? I saw you. You were in the bathroom, flushing your season down the toilet.
Anyway, say “Hi” to Terrell for me.
Oh wait… uh…(this is awkward) …maybe not…
I'd just like to point out that you're talking shit to me anonymously on somebody else's blog. I want you always to remember today as a day when you did that.
What a bunch of lowlife pussies you guys grow out there in Texas.
By the way, how's the Beeper Boutique treating you?
Is there a law that all people from Texas wind up slaving away at some half-assed telecommunications job?
My my, such hate filled bitterness. Its all in good fun, its just a sports game. Smoke a cigarette, get laid, take a yoga class -something, but relax. Its the fun of friendly competition, you get to gloat when you win, and have to suck it up when you lose. Everybody gets their turn at both eventually.
Any yes, fear not, I shall remember this day, the day when I read your reply and literally laughed out loud at how serious you take all this :-P. Thanks for the memories.
Aren't you the same dude who wouldn't stop talking trash to Doyle on this same blog? And I'm the one who takes things too seriously?
Two things you should know about Philly fans by now:
1. We don't do yoga like you Dallas girls. We drink and get into fights.
2. Bitterness is all we have.
Whatever. All you 'boys fans will weep when Mike McMahon leads us to the promised land.
Or not.
no i honestly have no idea who doyle is.
Dallas won both games this year.
Philly blows.
You got lucky. Ask your boy Parcells.
I'll bet you $50 you don't win the East.
Philly is great. Remember, every city has a few bad fans. I am a Philly fan who WILL admit that our sports teams suck. And if you want to get mad at me, it's okay. I'm still learning at 13 years old. But I've realized enough by now to know that we will come far and blow it.
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